Tag: gun

  • Get a grip on it!

    Get a grip on it!

    TV and films have got a lot to answer for, see examples in my previous posts regarding the Hollywood swallow and computer noises – to name just two. But today I’d like to bang on about the way people hold some objects on the telly. There is obviously the correct way of doing things, and the TV land way. Here is a simple visual guide of getting to grips with things.

    1. Mobile phones.

    phone-proper

     

     

     

     
     

    phone-wank

     

     

     

     
     

    2. Torches.

    torch-proper

     

     

     

     

     

     
     

    torch-wank

     

     

     

     

     

     
     

    3. Hand guns.

    gun-proper

     

     

     

     
     

    gun-wank

     

     

     

     
     

    gun-wank-2

     

     

     

     
     

    4. The popular torch/hand gun combo.

    gun-torch-double-wank

     

     

     

     
     

    Tip: There is no way to do this without looking like an utter twat.