Get a grip on it!

Grumpy Twat Observation, Whinge Leave a Comment

TV and films have got a lot to answer for, see examples in my previous posts regarding the Hollywood swallow and computer noises – to name just two. But today I’d like to bang on about the way people hold some objects on the telly. There is obviously the correct way of doing things, and the TV land way. Here is a simple visual guide of getting to grips with things.

1. Mobile phones.

phone-proper

 

 

 

 
 

phone-wank

 

 

 

 
 

2. Torches.

torch-proper

 

 

 

 

 

 
 

torch-wank

 

 

 

 

 

 
 

3. Hand guns.

gun-proper

 

 

 

 
 

gun-wank

 

 

 

 
 

gun-wank-2

 

 

 

 
 

4. The popular torch/hand gun combo.

gun-torch-double-wank

 

 

 

 
 

Tip: There is no way to do this without looking like an utter twat.

 

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *