What a friggin’ racket! They’ve been going now for at least half an hour. You can hear them all over town. They go on and on and on and on. A bit like me.
I know what they’re for. It’s to announce to the world “Ooooooh! We’ve just got married”. Or “oooooooh! We’ve just christened our baby”. Well, here’s news matey – I don’t give a toss, so there. Seriously, the point is if I were to blast Megadeth or AC/DC from my bedroom windows so loud that half the fucking county could hear it, I’d be paid a visit by the Environmental Health squad in no time flat.
And we all know that Rock and Roll ain’t noise pollution!