Bah, Humbug!

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It’s just occurred to me that I’m going to have a cracking Christmas this year, and this is why…

I’m out of work, so I haven’t got any money. No money means I can’t buy presents. Because I can’t afford presents  it means I don’t have to trudge around the shops, rubbing shoulders with thousands of people who have fallen for the commercialisation of Christmas and probably don’t even believe in God, buying absolutely useless stuff that no-one wants anyway. No shopping = happy BoldBelvoir.

So, to all my pals that may have been expecting a little something from me, may I extend my apologies and send this Christmas message… Ho, Ho, Fucking Ho!

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