Strictly Come Dancing – Who friggin’ cares? Not me for one. This banal programme is on every night on BBC. EVERY FRIGGIN’ NIGHT. And when it’s not, it’s mentioned on Breakfast news. And Evening news. And the One show. There’s even an analysis show, for fuck’s sake.
OK, a lot of people may like ballroom dancing, but does it warrant being mentioned almost hourly on BBC? Let’s get 24-hour Rammstein on BBC4. That’d be more like it.
And as for the theme music. Aaaaaarrrrrrrrgggggghhh!!! All together now… Da da da da, da da daa, Da da da da, daaaaa. Aaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggghhh!!!