People who use the phrase “Listen up”. What the fuck does that mean?. People who say “Can I get” when the really mean “Can I have”. No, you can’t. Fuck off. People who call the well-known pub chain ‘Witherspoons’. It’s Wetherspoons. Always has been. Get it right. People who pay a premium for washed vegetables and then still peel them. …
BB’s Shit List, Pt.4
People who just use a fork to eat with and cut their food up with the edge of it. No – that’s what a knife is for. Use the fucker. Peeling eggs – the original wrap rage? Shoppers who buy margarine because it tastes just like butter. Buy friggin’ butter then! Drivers who buy a SatNav and then ignore them …
BB’s Shit List, Pt.3
Calling it a ‘near miss’ when two aeroplanes nearly hit each other. No, they did miss. It should be called a ‘near hit’. Any twat that wears a baseball cap. Especially back-to-front. And with tracky bottoms on. Posers that wear sunglasses indoors. Or wear them on the top of their heads. Cunts! Pricks who say ‘my bad’. What kind of …
BB’s Shit List, Pt.2
Folk singers who stick their fingers in their ears. Get a proper P.A. system with foldback speakers, for fuck’s sake. People who wear trainers and tracky bottoms whilst having no intentions of visiting a gym or doing anything remotely sporty. Ever. Pool and snooker players that wiggle their middle fingers whilst queueing up. That’s all of ’em, basically. All Facebook …
BB’s Shit List, Pt.1
Inspired by the grumpiness of Mick Moonshine in my previous post, I’ve decided to create my own Shit List. How’s this for starters… That black guy on the tele who says “Red Tomaaaatoooes”. Change the fuckin’ record! Folks who look inside their sandwich before taking a bite. Ain’t that why food hygiene standards were thought up? Pseudo-intellectuals who make ” …